fuck your fourth wall

merstrides:

^{he has a robot buoyfriend
he must have friends
if not just iron man}

nope
just iron man thats it thats the only person in the whole fake multiverse who likes super steve rogers

merstrides:

^{im following otter who were friends with super steve
but i have no idea who they are} 

super steve doesnt have any friends hes been fooling you this whole time

oh my cod water you even carpin aboat

at this point who knows