the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go
“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks
Have u ever met the human version of a headache
You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?
awww :)
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it’s so cute!
Hhnnnnng
Oh god I just can’t-
And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already
MY POINT EXACTLY!
I am flower child now. Get over it, mom.
friendly reminder use your turn signal
hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?
show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there
